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Best funny shayari ganja Gandi Urdu Poetry

Best funny shayari ganja Gandi Urdu Poetry
Best funny shayari ganja Gandi Urdu Poetry


Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;
Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum;
Rajinikanth Ne Phuk Maari;
Aur Fir Kya – Sukh Gaye Hum!

Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi;
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi;
Pyaar Ke Iss Maud Par Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho;
To Kya Hua Darling, Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi!

Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi;
Kuch Tha Zaroor Uske Payyare Se Hontho Pe;
Magar Na Jaane Kyon Humse Sharmati Thi;
Jab Munh Khulwaya Tab Jakar Maloom Huya;
Saali Chup-Chup Paan Masala Chabati Thi!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari;
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega;
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar;
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega!

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye;
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chhoot Jaaye;
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo;
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye!